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Two lovely people celebrated yesterday
And today with a hangover they will pay
Serves them right for too much cheer wine
You makes the choice of grape of which vine

Two lovely people celebrated yesterday
And today with a hangover they will pay
Serves them right for too much cheer wine
You makes the choice of grape of which vine
Hope they are together always to stay
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Chicken and elephants flying in here

Chicken and elephants flying in here
Won't look so bad though a gass of Beer

Chicken and elephants flying in here
Won't look so bad though a gass of Beer
What will happen when the poo?

Chicken and elephants flying in here
Won't look so bad though a glass of Beer
What will happen when the poo?
Well guess we'll all just say PHEW

Chicken and elephants flying in here
Won't look so bad though a glass of Beer
What will happen when the poo?
Well guess we'll all just say PHEW
And quickly disappear

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Why is snow white?

Why is snow white?
with 7 men with her, can't be right

Why is snow white?
with 7 men with her, can't be right
Never heard her complain tho

Why is snow white?
with 7 men with her, can't be right
Never heard her complain tho
She always seems ready to go

Why is snow white?
with 7 men with her, can't be right
Never heard her complain tho
She always seems ready to go
She must be knackered @ the end of night

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Off to Hawaii Killie and me

Off to Hawaii Killie and me
For sun booze and men it's got to be

Off to Hawaii Killie and me
For sun booze and men it's got to be
But don't get sand in those places

Off to Hawaii Killie and me
For sun booze and men it's got to be
But don't get sand in those places
Cause that brings chaffing and grazes

Off to Hawaii Killie and me
For sun booze and men it's got to be
But don't get sand in those places
Cause that brings chaffing and grazes
That need to be rinsed off in the sea


Sun shining bright, woolies left off

Sun shining bright, woolies left off
And hopefully i won't develop a cough

Sun shining bright, woolies left off
And hopefully i won't develop a cough
On your chest you'll get vick

Sun shining bright, woolies left off
And hopefully i won't develop a cough
On your chest you'll get vick
With your hand you'll be slick

Sun shining bright, woolies left off
And hopefully i won't develop a cough
On your chest you'll get vick
With your hand you'll be slick
Smooth on head then look a real prof
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Some internet friends are the best

Some internet friends are the best
Living in North, South, East or West

Some internet friends are the best
Living in North, South, East or West
Wherever the're from so much fun

Some internet friends are the best
Living in North, South, East or West
Wherever the're from so much fun
Lot's of talking and laughter be done

Some internet friends are the best
Living in North, South, East or West
Wherever the're from so much fun
Lot's of talking and laughter be done
Puts your humour to the test.

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Another member joined tonight

Another member joined tonight
Our forum family is growing right

Another member joined tonight
Our forum family is growing right
With happy people who are fun

Another member joined tonight
Our forum family is growing right
With happy people who are fun
Except for two, now I'm on the run