LIMERICKS

Limericks

This is a five line rhymn.Last word in 1 ,2 and 5 rhymn 3 & 4 rhymn.Who ever finishes the rhymn starts another.

Example.

There was an old lady from York
She was sweet but boy she could talk
Her house was a such a state
Unfinished dinner left on a plate
While she took her dog for a walk

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Christmas lights twinkle bright

Christmas lights twinkle bright
Flashing on off through the night
and could i fall sleep
no no not a peep
so i took off to go fly a kite





A young man pushing a cart

Sorry I didn't explain this very well.Posters take turns in posting the next line..sorry Sabbi but well done anyway.

A young man pushing a cart
Couldn't resist having a f*rt

A young man pushing a cart
Couldn't resist having a f*rt
as he lifted his leg

A young man pushing a cart
Couldn't resist having a f*rt
as he lifted his leg
Right on johno's beer keg

A young man pushing a cart
Couldn't resist having a f*rt
as he lifted his leg
Right on johno's beer keg
The bung shot out and blew him apart.





There was a young man in a pool

There was a young man in a pool
In a bikini he look such a fool

There was a young man in a pool
In a bikini he looked such a fool
But the glances he got from

There was a young man in a pool
In a bikini he looked such a fool
But the glances he got from
Betty but mostly from Tom

There was a young man in a pool
In a bikini he looked such a fool
But the glances he got from
Betty but mostly from Tom
Now he needs an extension for his tool


I'm not normally rude said the vicar

I'm not normally rude said the vicar
But when I have had too much liquer

I'm not normally rude said the vicar
But when I have had too much liquer
I tend to fall down

I'm not normally rude said the vicar
But when I have had too much liquer
I tend to fall down
Then spill beer on my gown





Killie

I'm not normally rude said the vicar
But when I have had too much liquer
I tend to fall down
Then spill beer on my gown
To prevent this i get really drunk quicker



Is that man over there holding a Goat

Is that man over there holding a Goat
If it isn't sure funny looking coat

Is that man over there holding a Goat
If it isn't sure funny looking coat
It's all grey and hairy

Is that man over there holding a Goat
If it isn't sure funny looking coat
It's all grey and hairy
Not at all like a fairy

Is that man over there holding a Goat
If it isn't sure funny looking coat
It's all grey and hairy
Not at all like a fairy
More like a Wolf with a lump in it's throat



My Grannie is going to Rhyl

My granny is going to Ryl
The doctor wants to put her
On the pill

My granny is going to Ryl
The doctor wants to put her on the pill
I really think it's a bit late

My granny is going to Ryl
the doctor wants to put her on the pill
I think its a bit late
As old Lil is over the hill

My granny is going to Ryl
the doctor wants to put her on the pill
I think its a bit late
As her memory isn't great
As old Lil is over the hill
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A dear old owl hooted today

Lady....1,2 & 5 lines rhymn 3 & 4 lines rhymn

A dear old owl Hooted today






Can you redo 2nd line

A dear old owl hooted today
It sounded so far away

A dear old owl hooted today
It sounded so far away
In a tall tree it was sitting





WTG lady