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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 6:52 pm

The old lady looked terribly sad
The apple she was eating was bad
But when a worm popped out

She gave a LOUD shout
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 8:21 pm

The old lady looked terribly sad
The apple she was eating was bad
But when a worm popped out
She gave a LOUD shout
Egad

The forecast is snow
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 8:22 pm

The forecast is snow
The tempretures are mighty low
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 8:23 pm

The forecast is snow
The tempretures are mighty low
But, indoors is warmer
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 8:28 pm

The forecast is snow
The tempretures are mighty low
But, indoors is warmer
The fire is blazing
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 8:31 pm

The forecast is snow
The tempretures are mighty low
But, indoors is warmer
The fire is blazing
Thanks to double glazing

We went shopping in Asda today
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 9:13 pm

We went shopping in Asda today
But the special offers were all but away
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 9:18 pm

remember the 4th line must ryme with the 3rd and the last line with 1st and 2nd.




We went shopping in Asda today
But the special offers were all but away
We raced back to the car
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 9:28 pm

We went shopping in Asda today
But the special offers were all but away
We raced back to the car
With too many bags by far

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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 10:04 pm

We went shopping in Asda today
But the special offers were all but away
We raced back to the car
With too many bags by far
And no method of how to pay

The police are chasing us now
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 11:50 pm




The police are chasing us now
The siren makes a hell of a row
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyThu Dec 16, 2010 9:42 pm

The police are chasing us now
The siren makes a hell of a row
But, We're keeping our nerve
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyThu Dec 16, 2010 10:16 pm

The police are chasing us now
The siren makes a hell of a row
But, We're keeping our nerve

As around the corners we swerve
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyThu Dec 16, 2010 11:25 pm




The police are chasing us now
The siren makes a hell of a row
But, We're keeping our nerve
As around the corners we swerve
We've arrived home but heaven knows how


I painted my ceiling all green
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyFri Dec 17, 2010 1:35 pm

The police are chasing us now
The siren makes a hell of a row
But, We're keeping our nerve
As around the corners we swerve
We've arrived home but heaven knows how


I painted my ceiling all green
and there s nothing to be seen
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyFri Dec 17, 2010 2:34 pm






I painted my ceiling all green
and there s nothing to be seen
or the light fitting there
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyFri Dec 17, 2010 7:31 pm

I painted my ceiling all green
and there s nothing to be seen
or the light fitting there
had a greenish glare
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptySat Dec 18, 2010 2:59 pm

I painted my ceiling all green
and there s nothing to be seen
or the light fitting there
had a greenish glare
I'm laughing so much there's damage now to my spleen

Snow's stopped, now raining icicles
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptySat Dec 18, 2010 4:22 pm

Snow's stopped, now raining icicles
Not going out on my bicycles
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptySun Dec 19, 2010 2:55 pm

Snow's stopped, now raining icicles
Not going out on my bicycles
Rather sit by the fire and toast
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptySun Dec 19, 2010 3:57 pm

Snow's stopped, now raining icicles
Not going out on my bicycles
Rather sit by the fire and toast
Even though my knees looked roast (ed)
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptySun Dec 19, 2010 4:28 pm




Snow's stopped, now raining icicles
Not going out on my bicycles
Rather sit by the fire and toast
Even though my knees looked roast (ed)
And enjoy a big bowl of ricicles




It's not long till Christmas day now
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyMon Dec 20, 2010 3:53 pm

It's not long till Christmas day now
And no shopping, bloody snow
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyMon Dec 20, 2010 4:18 pm





It's not long till Christmas day now
And no shopping, bloody snow
I'll just but from the net
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PostSubject: Re: LIMERICKS   LIMERICKS - Page 3 EmptyTue Dec 21, 2010 12:28 pm

It's not long till Christmas day now
And no shopping, bloody snow
I'll just but from the net
But you like us won't get!!!!
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