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Behaving badly or so I'm told
Makes you silly..or very bold
It makes me laugh

Blowing bubbles in the bath

Behaving badly or so I'm told
Makes you silly..or very bold
It makes me laugh
Blowing bubbles in the bath
Heck i'm moving cause this waters cold




On holiday from school once again

On holiday from school once again
Mums and dads will feel the pain

On holiday from school once again
Mums and dads will feel the pain

The kids are play havoc

On holiday from school once again
Mums and dads will feel the pain

The kids are playing havoc
Just have to feed them buttered bannock

On holiday from school once again
Mums and dads will feel the pain

The kids are playing havoc
Just have to feed them buttered bannock
Out to play..even in the rain!!

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Beavers a very smart

Beavers are very smart
They ride for free in a cart

Beavers are very smart
They ride for free in a cart
With real thick fur and sharp claws

Beavers are very smart
They ride for free in a cart
With real thick fur and sharp claws
while sucking through straws
and scratching their baw,s

JOHNO!!

Start the next one plz... ..and

there once was a man named crocket who went for a ride in a rocket
the rocket went BANG and his

there once was a man named crocket who went for a ride in a rocket
the rocket went BANG and his
Girlfriend called Liz

there once was a man named crocket who went for a ride in a rocket
the rockent went BANG and his
Girlfriend called Liz

Went up with a fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

there once was a man named crocket who went for a ride in a rocket
the rockent went BANG and his
Girlfriend called Liz

Went up with a fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Then floated back to Earth in an air Pocket




You should always say Please

You should always say Please
So get down on your knees

You should always say Please
So get down on your knees
And drink up your milk

You should always say Please
So get down on your knees
And drink up your milk
while stroking your silk

You should always say Please
So get down on your knees
And drink up your milk
while stroking your silk
With a smile, and just say cheese






How would you like to dance with me

How would you like to dance with me

underneath a tree

How would you like to dance with me
underneath a tree
and give me a

How would you like to dance with me
underneath a tree
and give me a

Be sure not to miss

How would you like to dance with me
underneath a tree
and give me a
which will be bliss

How would you like to dance with me
underneath a tree
and give me a
which will be bliss
Just like honey from a bee

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The melons are ripe

The melons are ripe
Selection by type?

The melons are ripe
Selection by type?
The large ones are bitter...