LIMERICKS

It's been the worst winter on record
But not as bad as the act called Jedward
Lots of our plants are dead :(

It's been the worst winter on record
But not as bad as the act called Jedward
Lots of our plants are dead :(
And that group need a kick in the head

It's been the worst winter on record
But not as bad as the act called Jedward
Lots of our plants are dead
And that group need a kick in the head
To replace them we can't afford
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A day in the life of a woman

A day in the life of a woman
Does the work of five crewmen

A day in the life of a woman
Does the work of five crewmen
She works from morn til nite

A day in the life of a woman
Does the work of five crewmen
She works from morn til nite
Sometimes the break of daylight

A day in the life of a woman
Does the work of five crewmen
She works from morn til nite
Sometimes the break of daylight
And then disappears like all snowmen

The battle of the sexes is not dead

The battle of the sexes is not dead
Oh yes it is my friend, i've just said

The battle of the sexes is not dead
Oh yes it is my friend, i've just said

Woman can beat men hands down

The battle of the sexes is not dead
Oh yes it is my friend, i've just said
Woman can beat men hands down
They can really take them to town

The battle of the sexes is not dead
Oh yes it is my friend, i've just said
Woman can beat men hands down
They can really take them to town
Men try mulitasking on your head..


Tomorrow is a day for lovers

Tomorrow is a day for lovers
And all 24 hours it covers

Tomorrow is a day for lovers
And all 24 hours it covers

There are flowers and chocs galore

Tomorrow is a day for lovers
And all 24 hours it covers
There are flowers and chocs galore
And so many things more

Tomorrow is a day for lovers
And all 24 hours it covers
There are flowers and chocs galore
And so many things more
For teens and even Dads and Muvers

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So many texts on my phone

So many texts on my phone
Makes me never feel alone

So many texts on my phone
Makes me never feel alone
Some are fun others not

So many texts on my phone
Makes me never feel alone
Some are fun others not
And some even quite hot

So many texts on my phone
Makes me never feel alone
Some are fun others not
And some even quite hot
Some buggas even moan!!
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What makes you happy

What makes you happy?
When I wake with a dry nappy

What makes you happy?
When I wake with a dry nappy
Who is this mad poster I ask?..........................

What makes you happy?
When I wake with a dry nappy
Who is this mad poster I ask?
Can't see cause he wears a mask

What makes you happy?
When I wake with a dry nappy
Who is this mad poster I ask?
Can't see cause he wears a mask
Now I'm stuck for a rhyme, it's so crappy

Behaving badly or so I'm told

Behaving badly or so I'm told

Makes you silly..or very bold

Behaving badly or so I'm told
Makes you silly..or very bold
It makes me laugh