LIMERICKS

Had a blood test today to find out why
I have a pig in my eye

Had a blood test today to find out why
I have a pig in my eye
And it bleets like a sheep

Had a blood test today to find out why
I have a pig in my eye
And it bleets like a sheep
No understand, I'm off to sleep

Had a blood test today to find out why
I have a pig in my eye
And it bleets like a sheep
No understand, I'm off to sleep

Then go eat a rabbit pie

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It's pink and pretty in here

It's pink and pretty in here
Nice and warm and i like it i Fear

It's pink and pretty in here
Nice and warm and i like it i Fear

However a lot of flirting going on

It's pink and pretty in here
Nice and warm and i like it i Fear
However a lot of flirting going on
But when you walk in their gone

It's pink and pretty in here
Nice and warm and i like it i Fear
However a lot of flirting going on
But when you walk in their gone
But not far by the sound of that cheer

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I thought my friend had gone missing :(

I thought my friend had gone missing
She was just stuck in the kitchen food dishing

I thought my friend had gone missing
She was just stuck in the kitchen food dishing

I looked under the table in the fridge

I thought my friend had gone missing
She was just stuck in the kitchen food dishing
I looked under the table in the fridge
And looked across the bridge

I thought my friend had gone missing
She was just stuck in the kitchen food dishing
I looked under the table in the fridge
And looked across the bridge
But found her with strangers just kissing?

Keyboard is knackered a bit like me

Keyboard is knackered a bit like me
Put it on the desk instead of your knee

Keyboard is knackered a bit like me
Put it on the desk instead of your knee
Just give it some milk

Keyboard is knackered a bit like me
Put it on the desk instead of your knee
Just give it some milk
Wrapped up in blue silk.... :dunno:

Keyboard is knackered a bit like me
Put it on the desk instead of your knee
Just give it some milk
Wrapped up in blue silk
It'll spring back to like you will see




Just take a pinch of pepper and salt

Just take a pinch of pepper and salt

But don't add honey or malt

Just take a pinch of pepper and salt
But don't add honey or malt
If you fancy a drink

Just take a pinch of pepper and salt
But don't add honey or malt
If you fancy a drink
Now that has made one think

Just take a pinch of pepper and salt
But don't add honey or malt
If you fancy a drink
Now that has made one think
About giving this one the halt.....

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Is winter never going to end?

Is winter never going to end?
It's fair driving me round the bend

Is winter never going to end?
It's fair driving me round the bend
But spring bulbs are emerging

Is winter never going to end?
It's fair driving me round the bend
But spring bulbs are emerging

Warm weather we are urging

Is winter never going to end?
It's fair driving me round the bend
But spring bulbs are emerging
Warm weather we are urging
So please the sun and summer send




It's been the worst winter on record

It's been the worst winter on record
But not as bad as the act called Jedward