LIMERICKS

All the xmas food eaten
Now laziness to be beaten
Need to do some press ups
To reduce the size of Bra cups
And stop on my ass be seaten :dunno:

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Going to watch tv soon

Going to watch tv soon
And eat choccies with a spoon

Going to watch tv soon
And eat choccies with a spoon

choc in my bed

Going to watch tv soon
And eat choccies with a spoon

choc in my bed
and all over my head

Going to watch tv soon
And eat choccies with a spoon

choc in my bed
and all over my head
It must be a full moon

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My keyboard is covered in fluff

My keyboard is covered in fluff
Well stop waving around that big puff

My keyboard is covered in fluff
Well stop waving around that big puff
I have to put powder on my face

My keyboard is covered in fluff
Well stop waving around that big puff
I have to put powder on my face
Okay, Okay but don't use lace

My keyboard is covered in fluff
Well stop waving around that big puff
I have to put powder on my face
Okay, Okay but don't use lace
Without it I look dead rough

Su Bo sings like an angel

Su Bo sings like an angel
No knickers in a tangel

Su Bo sings like an angel
No knickers in a tangel
when she hit's that high C

Su Bo sings like an angel
No knickers in a tangel
when she hit's that high C
She has to run for a wee (come on you knew I'd post that)

Su Bo sings like an angel
No knickers in a tangel
when she hit's that high C
She has to run for a wee
On her way there she does the fandangle



The fairy had busted her wing

The fairy had busted her wing
From the lamp she tried to swing

The fairy had busted her wing
From the lamp she tried to swing
But she came down with a thump

The fairy had busted her wing
From the lamp she tried to swing
But she came down with a thump
On her head has a lump

The fairy had busted her wing
From the lamp she tried to swing
But she came down with a thump
On her head has a lump
And forever will hear Ring Ring



There once was a hairdresser called Rose

There once was a hairdresser called Rose
All day she would stand and pose

There once was a hairdresser called Rose
All day she would stand and pose
But at night she just sat

There once was a hairdresser called Rose
All day she would stand and pose
But at night she just sat
With her big tiger cat

There once was a hairdresser called Rose
All day she would stand and pose
But at night she just sat
With her big tiger cat
And she washed everyones hair with a hose




Is that dog sitting there really stuffed

Is that dog sitting there really stuffed
He looks real tired and quiet puffed

Is that dog sitting there really stuffed
He looks real tired and quiet puffed
I bet he eats cakes

Is that dog sitting there really stuffed
He looks real tired and quiet puffed
I bet he eats cakes
Only home bakes

Is that dog sitting there really stuffed
He looks real tired and quiet puffed
I bet he eats cakes
Only home bakes
Make him chuffed

Had a blood test today to find out why