LIMERICKS

They say the snow is on it's way back
Then stick it in a bucket or sack!!!!
Think i'll go live in Spain

They say the snow is on it's way back
Then stick it in a bucket or sack!!!!
Think i'll go live in Spain
Good idea..if you like rain

They say the snow is on it's way back
Then stick it in a bucket or sack!!!!
Think i'll go live in Spain
Good idea..if you like rain
Better than snow, so i'm alright Jack.



To some, Sundays a dreary old day

To some, Sundays a dreary old day
But to others time to play

To some, Sundays a dreary old day
But to others time to play
so find me some cards

To some, Sundays a dreary old day
But to others time to play
so find me some cards

Only easy games not hards

To some, Sundays a dreary old day
But to others time to play
so find me some cards
Only easy games not hards
and i'll pass all the hours away.




Say thank-you to your Mum

Say thank-you to your Mum
With choccies and truffles with rum

Say thank-you to your Mum
With choccies and truffles with rum
Some like Marzipan too

Say thank-you to your Mum
With choccies and truffles with rum
Some like Marzipan too
Others just a hi and a coo

Say thank-you to your Mum
With choccies and truffles with rum
Some like Marzipan too
Others just a hi and a coo
and others like a pat on the bum.




It's nearly the weekend again

It's nearly the weekend again
Rugby to watch and explain

It's nearly the weekend again
Rugby to watch and explain
I love a good lounge

It's nearly the weekend again
Rugby to watch and explain
I love a good lounge
And I kove to scrounge

It's nearly the weekend again
Rugby to watch and explain
I love a good lounge
And I kove to scrounge
But some tries we had better gain.


It's the glitter lady's b/d

It's the glitter lady's b/d
And wishing she was Thirty

It's the glitter lady's b/d
And wishing she was Thirty

You're looking great my friend

It's the glitter lady's b/d
And wishing she was Thirty
You're looking great my friend
And you my dear are a God send

It's the glitter lady's b/d
And wishing she was Thirty
You're looking great my friend
And you my dear are a God send
It takes one to know one they say

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Some men are bad

Some men are bad
And some plain mad

Some men are bad
And some plain mad
Some brag and boast

Some men are bad
And some plain mad
Some brag and boast
Or show off at most

Some men are bad
And some plain mad
Some brag and boast
Or show off at most
I suppose to have them we're glad

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Hope your day was full of fun

Hope your day was full of fun
It was, in months i'll weigh a ton

Hope your day was full of fun
It was, in months i'll weigh a ton
But, bed exercise will reduce the gain