LIMERICKS

Hope your day was full of fun
It was, in months i'll weigh a ton
But, bed exercise will reduce the gain
So will brisk walks in the rain

Hope your day was full of fun
It was, in months i'll weigh a ton
But, bed exercise will reduce the gain
So will brisk walks in the rain

But not as good as sex in the sun (who wrote that)

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I'm fair wore out with muscle men

I'm fair wore out with muscle men
I'll stick to johno and imbrutus then

I'm fair wore out with muscle men
I'll stick to johno and imbrutus then
They are yours' my dear

I'm fair wore out with muscle men
I'll stick to johno and imbrutus then
They are yours' my dear
Okay i'll trade them for beer

I'm fair wore out with muscle men
I'll stick to johno and imbrutus then
They are yours' my dear
Okay i'll trade them for beer

Going to hide and count to ten.

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The sun is out sky is blue

The sun is out sky is blue
A walk would quite nice it's true

The sun is out sky is blue
A walk would quite nice it's true
But a lie in with company, who knows?

The sun is out sky is blue
A walk would quite nice it's true
But a lie in with company, who knows?
Wether or not it snows

The sun is out sky is blue
A walk would quite nice it's true
But a lie in with company, who knows?
Wether or not it snows
And overhead a skylark flew




Is summer ever going to come

Is summer ever going to come
We must get winter on the run

Is summer ever going to come
We must get winter on the run
To see sun baked sand

Is summer ever going to come
We must get winter on the run
To see sun baked sand
Feel it trickle through your hand

Is summer ever going to come
We must get winter on the run
To see sun baked sand
Feel it trickle through your hand
Oh and round the curve of your bum




I'm having so much fun on the net

There once was a fine yellow rooster
Whose legs they would never stand still
Till one day on a rock.the poor guy caught his co....finger
And now he can't even get a thrill.

loved the limerick Liam, however you just add i line to the prevoius posters line. Lines i 2 & 5 must rhymn and 2 & 3 must Rhymn.





I'm having so much fun on the net
And i'll be there today you can bet

I'm having so much fun on the net
And i'll be there today you can bet
Without the Killie here day by day

killielassie wrote:

loved the limerick Liam, however you just add i line to the prevoius posters line. Lines i 2 & 5 must rhymn and 2 & 3 must Rhymn.

Liam it's 1,2,5 rhymn and 3 & 4....Killie lay down luv




I'm having so much fun on the net
And i'll be there today you can bet
Without the Killie here day by day

Would be boring we say

I'm having so much fun on the net
And i'll be there today you can bet
Without the Killie here day by day
Would be boring we say
I'll be here again don't you fret :smilewave:



With Sheka here to entertain us

With Sheka here to entertain us
We are all laughing to bust

With Sheka here to entertain us
We are all laughing to bust
She comes up with some cracks

With Sheka here to entertain us
We are all laughing to bust
She comes up with some cracks
Like putting misfits on the racks

With Sheka here to entertain us
We are all laughing to bust
She comes up with some cracks
Like putting misfits on the racks
Or tying johno to a bus (bloody pest)

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Two lovely people celebrated yesterday

Two lovely people celebrated yesterday
And today with a hangover they will pay

Two lovely people celebrated yesterday
And today with a hangover they will pay
Serves them right for too much cheer