LIMERICKS

The melons are ripe
Selection by type?
The large ones are bitter...
But gawd, it sure makes them look fitter

The melons are ripe
Selection by type?
The large ones are bitter...
But gawd, it sure makes them look fitter

That's a whole bunch of tripe

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The rain it is wet,the sun dry

That's a whole bunch of tripe
Written by a real ass wipe

The rain it is wet,the sun dry



Killie this is next dear...you on that stuff again

The rain it is wet,the sun dry
Snow is cold and can make one cry

The rain it is wet,the sun dry
Snow is cold and can make one cry
When the wind start howling

oops sorry Sheka, but it was you that supplied that last brew.




The rain it is wet,the sun dry
Snow is cold and can make one cry
When the wind start howling
That's when dogs start fouling

The rain it is wet,the sun dry
Snow is cold and can make one cry
When the wind start howling
That's when dogs start fouling
And pigs play games in their sty

Weekend is just around the corner

Weekend is just around the corner
Will we see little Jack Horner?

Weekend is just around the corner
Will we see little Jack Horner?
As usual stuffing his face

Weekend is just around the corner
Will we see little Jack Horner?
As usual stuffing his face
Going like hell to keep up the pace

Weekend is just around the corner
Will we see little Jack Horner?
As usual stuffing his face
Going like hell to keep up the pace
Think he will need a sauna

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Saturday night already

Saturday night already
Pub crawl going steady

Saturday night already
Pub crawl going steady
One drunk fell out the door

Saturday night already
Pub crawl going steady
One drunk fell out the door
Luckily I missed the floor

Saturday night already
Pub crawl going steady
One drunk fell out the door
Luckily I missed the floor
And landed in the arms of Freddie




All to soon will be Monday again

All to soon will be Monday again
So looking forward to icy rain

All to soon will be Monday again
So looking forward to icy rain
Be glad when spring is here

All to soon will be Monday again
So looking forward to icy rain
Be glad when spring is here
Sitting drinking a beer

All to soon will be Monday again
So looking forward to icy rain
Be glad when spring is here
Sitting drinking a beer
Not too much though or head pain


Snowdrops are blooming

Snowdrops are blooming
Poodles need grooming

Snowdrops are blooming
Poodles need grooming
A gin for me please

Snowdrops are blooming
Poodles need grooming
A gin for me please
Get down on your knees

Snowdrops are blooming
Poodles need grooming
A gin for me please
Get down on your knees
In the position you are assuming





They say the snow is on it's way back

They say the snow is on it's way back
Then stick it in a bucket or sack!!!!