LIMERICKS

I spoke to the lady in the shop
She sure did seem to be in a strop
So i picked up a stick

I spoke to the lady in the shop
She sure did seem to be in a strop
So i picked up a stick
A nobbly one and thick

I spoke to the lady in the shop
She sure did seem to be in a strop
So i picked up a stick
A nobbly one and thick
She ran away shouting STOP!!

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My friends are funny and kind

My friends are funny and kind
I can moan and they don't even mind

My friends are funny and kind
I can moan and they don't even mind
They cry when your sad happy when glad

My friends are funny and kind
I can moan and they don't even mind
They cry when your sad happy when glad
Sometimes i think, they think i'm quite mad

My friends are funny and kind
I can moan and they don't even mind
They cry when your sad happy when glad
Sometimes i think, they think i'm quite mad
But whatever they care you will find

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It's raining here again

It's raining here again
It'll stop but don't know when

It's raining here again
It'll stop but don't know when
Still at least it better than snow

It's raining here again
It'll stop but don't know when
Still at least it better than snow
Sad, no snowballs to throw

It's raining here again
It'll stop but don't know when
Still at least it better than snow
Sad, no snowballs to throw
Gimme rain anyday then





That little boy just passing by

That little boy just passing by
Blushed beause he is shy

That little boy just passing by
Blushed beause he is shy
So i tipped him the wink

That little boy just passing by
Blushed because he is shy
So i tipped him the wink
Which made him stop and think

That little boy just passing by
Blushed because he is shy
So i tipped him the wink
Which made him stop and think
Oh my my i think i might Die




That man sitting there is a ghost

That man sitting there is a ghost

So why are you being his host

That man sitting there is a ghost

So why are you being his host?

It's obvious said the mystic from Crewe

That man sitting there is a ghost

So why are you being his host?

It's obvious said the mystic from Crewe

As she stood over the kettle making a brew

That man sitting there is a ghost

So why are you being his host?

It's obvious said the mystic from Crewe

As she stood over the kettle making a brew
He needs it to wash down his toast

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On my desk sits two cuddly dogs

On my desk sits two cuddly dogs
Both are resting in front of some logs

On my desk sits two cuddly dogs
Both are resting in front of some logs
I talked them very late at night

On my desk sits two cuddly dogs
Both are resting in front of some logs
I talked them very late at night
In the morning neither is very bright

On my desk sits two cuddly dogs
Both are resting in front of some logs
I talked them very late at night
In the morning neither is very bright
Because they are really FROGS


Oops it's Sunday and I forgot to go to.....

Oops it's Sunday and I forgot to go to.....
Any place that has a loo

Oops it's Sunday and I forgot to go to.....
Any place that has a loo
Just got there in time