LIMERICKS

A dear old owl hooted today
It sounded so far away
In a tall tree it was sitting
And a butterfly went flitting

A dear old owl hooted today
It sounded so far away
In a tall tree it was sitting
And a butterfly went flitting
The owl had his first meal of the day
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In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night
Far away from sight

In the dark of the night
Far away from sight
A cow stood alone in a feild

In the dark of the night
Far away from sight
A cow stood alone in a feild
And a bull waited for her to yield

In the dark of the night
Far away from sight
A cow stood alone in a feild
And a bull waited for her to yield
So they could romance by moonlight

There was a man from Galway
With his fiddle he liked to play

There was an old man from dundee
Who ate way to much candy

There was an old man from dundee
Who ate way to much candy
when his teeth did fall out

There was an old man from dundee
Who ate way too much candy
when his teeth did fall out
So his smile he couldn't flout

There was an old man from dundee
Who ate way too much candy
when his teeth did fall out
So his smile he couldn't flout
So not happy being gummy and bandy
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Late one day the girl was cooking

Late one day the girl was cooking
She put salt in the pot without even looking

Late one day the girl was cooking
She put salt in the pot without even looking
Her Mum she was cross

Late one day the girl was cooking
She put salt in the pot without looking
Her Mum she was cross
with her daughter The Boss

Late one day the girl was cooking
She put salt in the pot without looking
Her Mum she was cross
with her daughter The Boss
So her wages she was tooking

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The gingerbread man sat on a tray

The gingerbread man sat on a tray
Wondering how he got this way

The gingerbread man sat on a tray
Wondering how he got this way
The oven was getting hot

The gingerbread man sat on a tray
Wondering how he got this way
The oven was getting hot
Thinking, is this really my lot?

The gingerbread man sat on a tray
Wondering how he got this way
The oven was getting hot
Thinking, is this really my lot?
Could be worse i suppose, could be gay





The man on the moon wears a hat

The man on the moon wears a hat
On his head it's always sat

The man on the moon wears a hat
On his head it's always sat
It fell on his leg

The man on the moon wears a hat
On his head it's always sat
It fell on his leg
Rather than on the hat peg

The man on the moon wears a hat
On his head it's always sat
It fell on his leg
Rather than on the hat peg
It was snatched and off by a cat.




The old lady looked terribly sad

The old lady looked terribly sad
The apple she was eating was bad

The old lady looked terribly sad
The apple she was eating was bad
But when a worm popped out