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Now Killies admitted sweets over sex

Now Killies admitted sweets over sex
Does she also phone rather than text

Now Killies admitted sweets over sex
Does she also phone rather than text
Yes i love to text, hate the phone i do

Now Killies admitted sweets over sex
Does she also phone rather than text
Yes i love to text, hate the phone i do
Do you text whilst on the loo...

Now Killies admitted sweets over sex
Does she also phone rather than text
Yes i love to text, hate the phone i do
Do you text whilst on the loo....
No but i'll try that when i'm in there next.


I know she keeps men in a trunk

There was a young hunk from Kent
Who's tool was terribly bent
So, to save all the trouble He put it in double
And instead of cumming, He went

I know she keeps men in a trunk
Esp if they look like a hunk

I know she keeps men in a trunk
Esp if they look like a hunk
It's safer that way

I know she keeps men in a trunk
Esp if they look like a hunk
It's safer that way
They can't run away

I know she keeps men in a trunk
Esp if they look like a hunk
It's safer that way
They can't run away
That's because i know they'd do a bunk

Elvis and her have a pact

Elvis and her have a pact
A pact of luv ,that's a fact

Elvis and her have a pact
A pact of luv ,that's a fact
When she sleeps she dreams

Elvis and her have a pact
A pact of luv ,that's a fact
When she sleeps she dreams
Of the "might" have beens

Elvis and her have a pact
A pact of luv ,that's a fact
When she sleeps she dreams
Of the "might" have beens
Looks like Imbrutus is sacked

I'm now looking for company

Imbrutus wrote:

Elvis and her have a pact
A pact of luv ,that's a fact
When she sleeps she dreams
Of the "might" have beens
Looks like Imbrutus is sacked

I'm now looking for company

awe bless mate
its never too late
hit her with a plate
and show her the gate

I'm now looking for company
Aw are you lonely ?

I'm now looking for company
Aw are you lonely ?
Stick the kettle on then

I'm now looking for company
Aw are you lonely ?
Stick the kettle on then
Ready ,so get here when

Killie :hug2:

are you lonely tonight have you had a bit of a fight

Ru sorry we difted apart? :elvis:

tell me are you lonesome tonight

tell me are you lonesome tonight
Then you might just get a fright

tell me are you lonesome tonight
Then you might just get a fright
If you cream over you face

tell me are you lonesome tonight
Then you might just get a fright
If you cream over you face
So no wrinkle can trace

tell me are you lonesome tonight
Then you might just get a fright
If you cream over you face
So no wrinkle can trace
Elvis will call, well just might


I've always been a one man woman