LIMERICKS

Polished my balls and now ready to play
I've been saving up long and hard for this day
You can put you balls back in their pocket
They've been timed to go off like a rocket
Sorry Killie, I'm told now I'm probably GAY

Sunny and windy, but better than rain

Sunny and windy, but better than rain
Wish summer was here this is a pain

Sunny and windy, but better than rain
Wish summer was here this is a pain
The winter just drags on forever

Sunny and windy, but better than rain
Wish summer was here this is a pain
The winter just drags on forever
Is there any pleasing you two ever?

Sunny and windy, but better than rain
Wish summer was here this is a pain
The winter just drags on forever
Is there any pleasing you two ever
Now listen I will explain
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New siggies are on the board

New siggies are on the board
Now her talent has really soared

New siggies are on the board
Now her talent has really soared
My new one is really fab

New siggies are on the board
Now her talent has really soared
My new one is really fab
I don't like them look drab

New siggies are on the board
Now her talent has really soared
My new one is really fab
I don't like them look drab
Yes Sheka you really have scored

The longer light nights are bliss

The longer light nights are bliss.
Now you have close the blinds to

The longer light nights are bliss.
Now you have close the blinds to
To go for long walks i do long

The longer light nights are bliss.
Now you have close the blinds to
To go for long walks i do long
And with my partner break out in song

The longer light nights are bliss.
Now you have close the blinds to
To go for long walks i do long
And with my partner break out in song
Tuneless we're a hit or a miss


A lazy Monday has been mine today

A lazy Monday has been mine today
While Johno and me found no time to play

A lazy Monday has been mine today
While Johno and me found no time to play
You and johno not playing around..nah!!
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A lazy Monday has been mine today
While Johno and me found no time to play
You and johno not playing around..nah!!
Oh yes we are, bah

A lazy Monday has been mine today
While Johno and me found no time to play
You and johno not playing around..nah!!
Oh yes we are, bah
I knew you could behave...no way!!
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The wind is blowing a gale here

The wind is blowing a gale here
Is it hard to stay on your feet dear

The wind is blowing a gale here
Is it hard to stay on your feet dear
And even harder to keep your hat on
And your umbrella has totally goneeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

The wind is blowing a gale here
Is it hard to stay on your feet dear
And even harder to keep your hat on
And your umbrella has totally goneeeeeeeeeeeeee !!
So you'll need to to buy a new one i fear

Well tomorrow's hump Wednesday they say

Well tomorrow's hump Wednesday they say
Bet Johno will say YAY!!!

Well tomorrow's hump Wednesday they say
Bet Johno will say YAY!!!
I like sweets more

Well tomorrow's hump Wednesday they say
Bet Johno will say YAY!!!
I like sweets more
You REALLY mean that...cor!!

Well tomorrow's hump Wednesday they say
Bet Johno will say YAY!!!
I like sweets more
You REALLY mean that...cor!!
Yep it's sweeties for me anyday.