wiseguys strange thoughts

why do we say its bollox if it crap
and its the dogs bollox if its good
have dogs got better bollox or what

Depends on the size of the dog ..One of those yappy little sods you can hardly see them think thats why they like to take on much bigger dogs....small bollock syndrome ..

AA

pubic hair is like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating. :drunken:

:cheers: :baby roll:

oral sex is a matter of taste sex.bj :halo:

Im wondering -

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strap the toast on the back of a cat and drop it from a height?

it would be a buttered pussy

wiseguy wrote:

it would be a buttered pussy

You totally didnt get the concept of it did ya WG you just thought butter, pussy(cat) and made your own assumptions of some kind of weird sexual foreplay huh! :jawdrop:

Im sure there is more than just me reading that last one WG :foflmao:

AA

look if a weird woman wants to put toast on her pussy and jump of a building who am i to stop her

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Those are hilarious, nearly swallowed my ciggie

told you i was odd

ive just had one of my strange thoughts


i think its now not politically correct to call a mongoose a mongoose


it should now be called a special needs goose

:lmfao: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

wiseguy wrote:

ive just had one of my strange thoughts


i think its now not politically correct to call a mongoose a mongoose


it should now be called a special needs goose

twat

wiseguy wrote:

wiseguy wrote:

A very wise man once said:

"You should treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner, when she stops
sucking, replace the bag.

think i need a new vacum

i got a new vacuum it didnt suck at all
went back to the old one

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

if camillas broke her leg does this mean shes got to be shot????????????????????????

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Carefully..........................very carefully...................