wiseguys strange thoughts

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Boobs are to men what Fisher-Price stacking rings are to babies. They feel good, are fun to play with, and always wind up in the mouth.

Do Sikhs play "Hide and Christian"?

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

a woman without curves is like a road with out bends ...you get there a lot quicker but its a hell of a boring journey

Anti wrinkle cream should get tested on testicles cos if u can get the folds out of them b*stards we are on to a winner!..

There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.

I was driving past a field and saw a scarecrow trying to have a wank. That fooker's clutching at straws I thought

Religion should be treated like your private parts. Proud as hell, but wrong to force on others.

Just sayin.....

whats the opposite to road rage?
it cant be road love can it?
thats dogging

wiseguy wrote:

whats the opposite to road rage?
it cant be road love can it?
thats dogging

I think that is called STALKING WG don't even go there!!!!

mommakiwi wrote:

wiseguy wrote:

whats the opposite to road rage?
it cant be road love can it?
thats dogging

I think that is called STALKING WG don't even go there!!!!

check your facts
google it

hello

hello are you having strange thoughts

im passed my self trying 2 do it

i was hoping around the other night.
this car pulled up

it could only happen to me,
anyway he said,eye eye eye you look armless hop in,
its not my fault ive got 3 eyes no arms and 1 leg,
is he racist?
now that was a strange thought

When I clicked on the name it said "wiseguys strange," I was about to agree until I got in here and saw the thread

Isn't it ironic that the colors red, white and blue represent freedom... until it flashing right behind you.

Yeah those colors flashing behind me ,scare the shit out of me,good call !!!

12 wheelchair athletes have been suspended in the lead upto the paralympics after testing positive for WD-40

Quack Quack strange,

Just saw a war film where a con-man saves loads of Jews.
It was Swindlers list