fact of the day

30 per cent of all marriages start of from a good friendship.

Mine was the other 70%.




Err, what is the 70%?

The first animal aviators were a sheep, a duck and a cockerel that were sent aloft in a hot air balloon in 1783.

that was interesting MNP

Most lipsticks contain fish scales

wiseguy wrote:

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

and in some places, "He needed killing" is still a valid defense :: ::

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")

The terra cotta army unearthed in Xian, China, contains a sculpture of a male soldier with large, round breasts.

Pirates may have thrown men overboard, but no one was ever known to have “walked the plank”. This one is a Hollywood myth.

Pay attention ladies !!!! Oh how times have changed


This is an actual extract from a sex education school text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!


"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this canbe shocking to a man last thing at night.


When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.


If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.


Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.


It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products.


You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes"

because wg likes it that way

i normally dont have to ask :evil: :D

wiseguy wrote:

i normally dont have to ask :evil: :D

Yes, your hand is always waiting to serve you :twisted: