Nephew bitin (by kid next door )

, Had to leave work early due to trouble with next door again I swear Im going to end up fired the amount of times Ive had to leave work due to ext door this past few months .
Hatchette faces son Alquin bit Jordan today
Jordan said he was cleaning his car amd Alquin and Rory and Young Connor were palying outside ,He said Alquin asked him could he drive his car and Jordan replied No your only a youngun ,He said so Alquin walked away ,Then the next thing he knew Alquin was beside him agin watching him clean the wheel trims and He then felt a sharp pain to his shoulder ,The bloody we shit sunk his teeth into J shoulder , Jordan said he could believe it then he saw the blood on his tee shirt , I recieved call from Jordan I couldnt believe what he was telling me ,I came rushing home luckily I was in the office at time and not on airport duty and imediatley checked his shoulder, It is very swollen and bruised luckily he only needed sutchers and a tetnus ,When I went next door to hatchette face to confront her she said Jordan bit himself ,I said dont be bloody stupid woman for jaysus sake how could he.? she said cos yer young in is evil and always blaming my kids on stuff and threatning them and hitting them He is eighteen and avoides them next door like the plague , So I told her that I had had enuf of her and her wains And I was calling Police so they could sort her and her ill reared brood ,Which I did they came out took statements etc , And they have taken hatchette face and Alquin to the station for further questioning . That was about two hours ago so Im just waiting to see what happens now .
I swear ill commit murder on that flaming banshee next door Jackser the bandy little fecker must be in pub as the other younguns are running around going mad , I cant wait to clap eyes on him no doubt he will be roaring at me as soon as he comes home . I tell ya if he does Ill kill for the bandy we fecker cos Im sick and flaming tired of those pair
Hope your haven a better day my friends ,.xxxx

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ffs lady send in the IRA

Dont tempt me

that is not gd at all hun

Oh it gets worse the little savage has been givin a warning for assault ,Cant expect much else he only a youngun ,But the bandy Culchie gobshite was in given out left right and centre about his little un being upset by the police ,And hatchette face is going to sue me for the upset ffs ,
Well I told the wee Bandy legged c**t if he didnt get his scrawny arse away from my door I was going to trail the bake off a him , I ended up loosing me rag when he wouldnt shift so I grabbed him by the arm (I was going to grab him by the throat tbh) ,and I dragged him into to hatchette face and told her put him back in his coffin before I kick holes in pair them , She told him to get his sel in doors cos she was going to get her sel a solicitor first thing Monday to sue the dublin @rse o me ,And she then shot her hatchette face at me and says Im sick o you missus im telling ya Im for getting onto the council and Legion of Mary to be rehoused as far away from ye as possible cos Im sick o all yer roaring and given out .
So I asked to let me know when she was flitting so I can help ya pack and arrange a street party to give em a good send off ,. Hence to say she slammed door in me face and I aint seen sign of them since

well i understood half of that ,is the rant over so i can read what you put ffs

Yes Im calmer now ,Sorry about the Irish I was given out

worse than paddy mcgintys goat ffs

sorry to hear your having trouble with your neighbours, get a slug gun and ping the bassa's in the erse

Think Ill hire a hit man Morgan

bliddy good idea

Jaysus I used to date him , Must get re aquanted

ladyluck wrote:

Jaysus I used to date him , Must get re aquanted

seriously

No but I did date Wayne Mc Collough the Irish boxer .

ladyluck wrote:

No but I did date Wayne Mc Collough the Irish boxer .

you and your dogs

No im serious ,It was back when he was just starting out And I lived in Belfast we met at a local boxing match seriously.
Im still great friends with him and his Wife Cheryl , My sister used to hang around with his sister April before she sadly died .

ok im convinced honest

Up to you But i am deadly serious .

ladyluck wrote:

Up to you But i am deadly serious .

i said i beleive you
i fooked kid creoles wife,before he married her mind

Yeah

This is Wayne when I dated him

This is him now

If I knew he was going to turn out so handsome from the scrawny kid he was then id never have dumped him

start looking a head then

I wish I was psyhic instead of psychotic