wiseguy
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Registration date : 2008-05-15
 | | Subject: they walk among us Fri May 16, 2008 2:16 pm | |
| They Walk Among Us
I was at the checkout of my local Tesco's. The assistant rang up £16.64. I gave her a £20 note. She gave me back £16.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I departed the store with the £16.64.
They Walk Among Us
I walked into a Dominoes Pizza with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a regular pizza. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little notice pinned to the menu that said 'buy-one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me my free pizzas and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the local canal with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where'?
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the Estate Agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a European 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, 'The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that European Standard time or Greenwich Mean Time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, yes.'
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags had not turned up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'
They Walk Among Us!
While I was waiting at the Dominoes (see above) I saw a blonde lady ordering a small takeaway pizza. She appeared to be alone. The cook asked her if she would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. She thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6.'
Yes, They Walk Among Us!
......... and they Reproduce, and Worst of all ............
THEY VOTE !!!!! (No wonder Gordon Brown lives at No 10!)  | |
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Cerina
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Location : U.K.
Registration date : 2008-05-19
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