u know your getting older when

when your husband, son and cousin (WG) R Talking and u dont know what they r on about

when your washing machine breaks down .
you call a repair man he tells u it will cost more to repair it than to buy a new one
so u buy a new machine 2 years later u recieve a letter stating your extended repair guarantee on old broken washing machine is due to run out that u forgot u had so Can i get old machine back from scrap yard and will they repair it

sweep wrote:

when your washing machine breaks down .
you call a repair man he tells u it will cost more to repair it than to buy a new one
so u buy a new machine 2 years later u recieve a letter stating your extended repair guarantee on old broken washing machine is due to run out that u forgot u had so Can i get old machine back from scrap yard and will they repair it

ouch. that,s a bummer.

when hubby swears he told you something and you swear he didn't

morgan wrote:

when hubby swears he told you something and you swear he didn't

and i thought it was only me that was guilty of that,,,,feel a lot better now.

when your ready for the toilet and you dread going up the stairs, so you hold off for another hour or so and by that time you are really desperate and by the time you get there, you've nearly wet yourself. ::

when your body aches, and what doesn't ache - doesn't work. :)

when you take that moment longer to rise of the sofa.

when you can't get of the sofa

When you just say to heck with it and just stay on the sofa.

scottybee wrote:

When you just say to heck with it and just stay on the sofa.

i know that feeling well :: ::
when you keep saying your going to paint the stairs but never do...........that was 2 yrs ago

when it takes longer to get rid of the cold and it,s easier to catch it.

when the family keep giving you pyjamas for xmas :shock:

when you stop going out with the boys on a friday night for a pint.

when the telly is a much bigger pull than the pub or cinema. --- :queen:

When your called granny and dont have any grandkids

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.
You're proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with, "Because I said so."
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for The Weather Channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You find yourself smiling at this list

:: :: :: :: :cheers: :cheers:

when you start catching every damned thing thats going.

When u cant get excited about snow and just hope u dont fall over and break something :senior:

when you feel the cold in this damned snow

when you get somebody else to go for the messages because it's to cold to go out

when you just want to sit and vegitate in the house, all nice and warm and won't consider going out till this b***y snow does a disappearing trick. :: :D ::

when you put up with prick,s on certain forum,s.

you know your old when you are older than your company's owners.