u know your getting older when

Happy hour is a NAP

when you can't get your leg in your trousers without falling over. :shock:

you forget what happened yesterday.

a broad mind and a narrow waist exchange places

put milk in the teapot

your child has to tell you how to work anything electrical

you stop living at work and start working at living

picking up the anti freeze spray bottle instead of the water bottle and spraying on your hair :: ::

:ROFL: :ROFL:

when your on the stairs and you cant remember if you were going up or down :lmfao:

when your hubby goes down the street with 2 different trainer's on.........mind they were the same colour :lmfao: :lmfao:

When u look in the mirror and say these words
mirror mirror on the wall
I am my mother after all

now that would scare the shit outta me
have you seen isobel :lmfao:

when you go upstairs and forget what you went for, sit a while and yes it was the nail varnish, you come back downstairs and the other half says, did you get your shoes. :( :(

when you get slippers for yer birthday.

when you get bedsocks for xmas. :: :: ::

when the kids ask , : granda what,s that old wrinkled thing you sometimes take out:.
and you answer shut up you that,s your grandma ....

When you here your bones creak --- :queen:

when you go down on your knees and can't get up again :senior:

when you huff and puff --- :queen:

when its hard to tie your own laces.

when your grandaughter takes the mickey out of you for saying something stupid