wiseguys strange thoughts

When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female? Moisturizer.

Piles

Whenever I
feel blue, I start breathing again.

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,

tsunamis to arise,

hurricanes to sway around,

no one is taught how to choose a wife,

natural disasters just happen.

Women are Angels
And when someone breaks their wings....
they simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

I just love your strange thoughts wiseguy.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

why is the word "small" larger then the word "big"? :dunno:

wiseguy wrote:

why is the word "small" larger then the word "big"? :dunno:

Cuz it has more letters in it.

but large has the same amount as small ffs :dunno:

wiseguy wrote:

but large has the same amount as small ffs :dunno:

Yeah ... so?

i dont no ffs and oy my thoughts are strange enough ffs
dont give me more to worry about

and theyve both got the same amount as penis

wiseguy wrote:

and theyve both got the same amount as penis

Now who else would think of that? :la up: :lmfao:

jesus and the same as balls ffs

Looks like you'll be busy the rest of the day wiseguy.

with my large penis

Oh My!!! little things as the saying goes.....

This should really get interesting now! :la up: :lmfao:

And just when I havta go. :dunno:

Diane wrote:

Oh My!!! little things as the saying goes.....

yes diane i have a small mind

That's what I said!!...............didn't I

Diane wrote:

That's what I said!!...............didn't I

so why did i miss understand then

because that small mind is a bit murky by the looks of it!!....