Sheka has weird thoughts too

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Sometimes I just stare into the sun, marveling at its powers and gentle grace that warms the Earth and allows for life itself. Then I stop and think "Good God, I've blinded myself again!"

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Sheka wrote:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

to put on that nimble bread/or a breadcake ffs

Sheka wrote:

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

me too

Now why didn't I think of that...err maybe i was too busy cutting the bread into circles

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Can crop circles be square?

Sheka wrote:

Can crop circles be square?

der no it says circles

Blimey you do have strange thoughts. Keep it up.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you’re the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Yep Candy i do

Asleep, I wander through restless days,
Awake, I dream -
Death and peace I can but pray
Are synonymous:
Your body casts but one shadow,
The mind a multitude,
Each fighting truth and reality
But not replacing solidarity:
Gone is the time
When it would be sublime
To just live:
Each devilment plays its game
Until my destruction:
I’m inclined
To be enshrined
Inside my mind.

what an intricate mind

wiseguy wrote:

what an intricate mind

You're not the first to say that

Not all sugar and spice and all things nice

See what you started WG...we are all going weird

its wierd world out here

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Sheka wrote:

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

why stop there

diphallic terata

You ain't getting two of them m8...

Sheka wrote:

You ain't getting two of them m8...

why ,when 1 is tired so to speak,,did you have to google it
it was one of the first question yrs ago on the first game of trivial pursuit

No I did n't google it...I know how your mind works.

If you are forgetful,insensitive,boastful,make excuses for not doing things...then you are deffinately a MAN

well i better admit to the lot of them then

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

im a good sniffer





































i can smell a rat a mile away