well ive just this minute took dog out i hadnt got a coat on carrying the dog lead the dog is 2 yards infront of me wearing his high vis coat and a police car pulls up at the side of me
what you doing the copper says
ok ive had a few and i know not to be cheeky at this time of night
but i couldnt help myself
so me being me says walking my rabbit marleys an alsation
then he says dont be funny with me lad
im old enough to be his bloody dad
anyway name and address given ffs