The Dwarf party manifesto on foreign policy

Here’s a thought for all the politically minded watching the debate tonight and I think as a policy it’s a sure fire winner. FIRST we get a Judge to declare Binladen Officially dead, THEN, Gordon or whoever can declare the war on terror officially won, THEN, we can bring all our soldiers home from Iraq and Afghanistan saving ourselves zillions of pounds instead of having to shut stuff over here, THEN, I think we could all drink to that apart from the Muslims of course but don’t worry cos they get something too, Binladens wives will be able to claim on the insurance while he takes a canoe holiday, and his mates in Iraq and Afghanistan can all go back to the “rustic” life style they are so keen on.
Everyone’s a winner doubles all round, whadda you thunk?

i think it you should stand for parliment
and save me a place

I have lots of other suggestions too but I suspect there may be the odd flaw in the plan. such as demanding BMW recall all its 3 series as they seem to turn all previously good drivers into complete a******s
or howabout demanding that Primark start selling padded swimming trunks ! for blokes of all ages

and i dont need padding

I would also demand to see the fag packet Nick Clegg worked out his budget on

I would also like to insist the idiots in the Met office look out of the f****n window now and then

they,d still get it wrong

great posts

i enjoyed all that

he posts on another forum where your lucky if you get a reply so he will be over the moon i hope when he reads the replies

Too right I often think I'm talking to meself

I like you already .............................please, please, please stand for parliament. You're just what this country needs.

I'll vote for you, sounds like the perfect plan to me

] DD.... More Please

DD for Prime Minister!!!!!

keep the posts coming, i enjoyed that

morgan wrote:

keep the posts coming, i enjoyed that

Me to morgan, it was a refreshing point of view to say the least, in fact the big 3 debate on telly last night should think themselves lucky, if DD had been there as well, he'd have shown them up for the losers they all are.

no no no the desire to be a politician should imediatley ban you from ever being one :0)