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PostSubject: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptyThu Nov 13, 2008 6:54 am

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said 876 times: if you’re going to commit a burglary, make sure you get a good night’s sleep.

One burglar learned this lesson the hard way after he broke into a car and fell asleep when police found him still clutching the stolen goods in his sleepy little hands, according to the Orange County Register.

Police said they actually found the car with the car stereo sitting in his lap because taking the stereo out of an Acura is probably equivalent to three 30 minutes workouts.

Police arrested the man and started reading him his rights and had to read them again because he slept through the first reading of them. This would be a great time for a Sleep Number bed…

The police chief called him “one of the dumbest crooks we may have ever run into.” I guess our work is done here
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PostSubject: Re: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptySat Nov 22, 2008 9:16 pm

:D :D :D
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PostSubject: Re: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptySun Dec 07, 2008 8:54 pm

LOL, some people think they're above law, then there is some people who think they're well fit when they're not!
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PostSubject: Re: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptySun Dec 07, 2008 9:11 pm

im fit 👅 in females eyes Asleep at the Wheel 44866
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PostSubject: Re: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptySun Dec 07, 2008 9:14 pm

course you are :smoke:
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PostSubject: Re: Asleep at the Wheel   Asleep at the Wheel EmptyMon Dec 29, 2008 9:47 pm

thats as bad as the crook ,that when the cop asked him his date of birth he replied 20 th september, the cop said ,what year, the crook replied , every year. clap clap
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