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johno Moderator
Number of posts : 112917 Location : scotland Registration date : 2008-08-01
| Subject: just a thought Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:33 pm | |
| Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
a.. Go to Pakistan , Lebanon , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital
d.. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.
e.. Procreate abundantly.
f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.
i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent
k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
l.. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..
n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead. | |
| | | texasgal Moderator
Number of posts : 4105 Age : 50 Location : Texas, USA Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: just a thought Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:12 am | |
| Goodness! If we did that, we be the rude, overbearing, selfish Americans. Oh wait a tick.... | |
| | | Glint senior member
Number of posts : 2059 Age : 54 Location : Out There Registration date : 2008-12-19
| Subject: Re: just a thought Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:38 am | |
| - johno wrote:
- Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
a.. Go to Pakistan , Lebanon , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital
d.. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.
e.. Procreate abundantly.
f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.
i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent
k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
l.. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..
n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead. Whats your point caller?? :lmfao: | |
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| Subject: Re: just a thought Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:06 am | |
| LOL that gives you alot to think about huh |
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