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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Thought/quote of the day Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:09 pm | |
| "I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens." Spike Milligan
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Guest Guest
| Subject: 10/26/08 Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:38 am | |
| A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:54 am | |
| Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:35 pm | |
| Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:02 pm | |
| Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:05 pm | |
| The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:42 pm | |
| Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:27 pm | |
| Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:09 am | |
| Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:52 pm | |
| Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:12 am | |
| Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:20 am | |
| It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| i know it says thought but i know its fact :twisted: | |
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midnight caller newbie
Number of posts : 27 Age : 47 Registration date : 2008-12-06
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:15 pm | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:31 pm | |
| you havin a dig already :drunken: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:49 pm | |
| Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale |
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abbey super member
Number of posts : 284 Age : 54 Location : sheffield Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:00 am | |
| real girls aren't perfect... and perfect girls aren't real. | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:02 am | |
| oh boy that reminds me of someone :lmfao: | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:52 am | |
| Judge Judy to prostitute : 'When did you realize you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the cheque bounced.' | |
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abbey super member
Number of posts : 284 Age : 54 Location : sheffield Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:11 pm | |
| oh dear | |
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BattyOldMaid senior member
Number of posts : 2305 Age : 50 Registration date : 2008-10-08
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:37 pm | |
| :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
you're getting good WG | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:55 am | |
| Corduroy pillows are making headlines! | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:56 am | |
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