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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:16 am | |
| I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. | |
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jena76 newbie
Number of posts : 58 Location : sheffield Registration date : 2009-04-03
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:36 pm | |
| Do as i say not as i do! ME!! | |
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crusher21 Admin
Number of posts : 2361 Age : 61 Location : dog pound Registration date : 2008-05-16
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:15 pm | |
| kids should be seen and not heard | |
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BattyOldMaid senior member
Number of posts : 2305 Age : 50 Registration date : 2008-10-08
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:19 am | |
| so you've got kids then?! | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun May 03, 2009 10:53 am | |
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deante655 senior member
Number of posts : 3898 Age : 58 Location : Peshastin Washington Registration date : 2009-03-04
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon May 04, 2009 2:39 am | |
| So true wiseguy... | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue May 05, 2009 10:58 am | |
| wg was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you ' d lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren ' t so ugly it would lift itself
wg 5/5/09 :twisted: | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:12 am | |
| "I think it is important for Europe to understand that even though I am president and George Bush is not president, Al Qaeda is still a threat."
Barack Obama | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:42 pm | |
| An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | |
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deante655 senior member
Number of posts : 3898 Age : 58 Location : Peshastin Washington Registration date : 2009-03-04
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AgilaAlice super member
Number of posts : 118 Age : 68 Location : Here and there Registration date : 2009-06-29
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:13 am | |
| You took him in when he didnt have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of ! Judget Hatchett....Diva TV AA | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:45 pm | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:36 pm | |
| "A man who sticks his nose in a beehive will come out with more than a nose full of honey." Del Boy. | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| think ive been there recently | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:16 am | |
| Ever wonder where the phrase blowing smoke up someone's butt came from? | |
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saffyre Admin
Number of posts : 2147 Age : 46 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:57 am | |
| Things I didn't need to know LOL | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:52 am | |
| " An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind." wiseguy | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:01 am | |
| "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush | |
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gambit super member
Number of posts : 483 Location : In a Town near you. Registration date : 2009-08-01
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:38 pm | |
| Confucius say, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." | |
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crazzycat
Number of posts : 5 Location : Hawaii Registration date : 2009-12-02
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:59 am | |
| Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get | |
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johno Moderator
Number of posts : 112917 Location : scotland Registration date : 2008-08-01
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| the meek shall inherit the earth in real life the meek shall inherit f**k all ...i said that ..... :pissoff:
Last edited by wiseguy on Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:08 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : swearing) | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the Fourteenth"...............................George Burns | |
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Free Bird senior member
Number of posts : 817 Location : UK Registration date : 2010-02-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:56 pm | |
| - mazzie wrote:
- "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the Fourteenth"...............................George Burns
Ha ha! | |
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mazzie senior member
Number of posts : 5550 Age : 74 Location : bonnie scotland Registration date : 2009-05-24
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:09 pm | |
| I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Thought/quote of the day Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:16 am | |
| "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
- Henny Youngman | |
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