What was your best chat up line (given or heard)

The best i ever heard in my neck of the woulds was:-

Says he to me, Can you Dance
Says i, who?
Says he, you
Says i No, can you?


or


are you dancin?
are you askin?
am askin,
okay, am dancin.


You might no be the best lookin bird here, but beauties only a light switch away.


Put yer crash helmet on, your going through the headboard.

Your Dad must be a Baker because you've got the nicest pair of buns i ever saw.



Okay tell us all about the chat up lines you heard

all right babe mines a pint i will sort you out later

best one i heard was....... (could hardly believe what i was hearing)

just fuck me .

your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor

hows about it then (my hubby still says this to me...usually every day )

cookie wrote:

your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor

hows about it then (my hubby still says this to me...usually every day )

bless him

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? via myyearbook

deante655 wrote:

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? via myyearbook

nice one
whats a nice girl like you doing on my yearbook

i feel sorry for the women on there
they obviously cant afford clothes

wg im everwhere