EXCUSES

EXCUSES for not doing something or being late etc.....
Example

I was late because the bus driver got lost.....

The next person has to make up why they were late etc
lets make it funny/silly and have fun after all thats why we do this forum

I'm late because it snowed last night and Sheka insisted on pictures, i slid while out and now my leg is in plaster.

I'm late because Killie got plastered and I had to carry her home...wasn't her leg really

I'm late because Elvis dropped in for a visit, he was going later to Sheka but she won't be in, so he's having dinner with me.

I'm late because a friend of mine dressed up as Elvis and went to see Killie...i have the real one here

I'm late because i can't stop laughing, Shekas' friend pulled a switch on her and the real Elvis came to my place, we're just back from his place to collect some things, he's staying overnight at mine you see.

I'm late because a "friend" made me cry :( ..gonna gettcha :snohead:

I'm late because I'm trying to save the blackbirds

I'm late because I'm giving mouth to beak to the blackbirds

I'm late because one of the blackbirds has his beak caught in Sheka's bra and I've had to call the fire brigade to rescue the poor thing

I'm late because the fireman was ..*HUNKY* ...still in my bra ..shhh!

I'm late because Elvis is inconsolable, he's really distraught about Sheka and her fireman. ---

I'm not late..it's just after 7 am and I'm early..u all are late

Im late because I stayed at Cookie and she set the alarm wrong , So she could nip out to catch a glimpse of Sheka and her fireman .

I'm late because I get woken up early by 2 women peeking through my curtains to see my fireman

I'm late because Sheka is having a long lie and i can't understand why.

Not saying why I'm late...but think fireman

I'm late as there were talk of there being firemen about and me and ladyluck went for a look

Tracy I saw you and you frightened the fireman away...now I'm gonna be late as i have to go find another fire

I'm late because I tripped on a hose and banged my head resulting in amnesia, doe's anyone know who I am marrired to or even if I am?

you are but can't tell you who...you might me so gonna be late coming back here

I'm late cause i found Sheka with a firemans hose tied round her waist............what's that all about?........nope i'm not budging Sheka till you give me an answer.

You'll gonna be there a longggggggggggggggggg time then Killie so who will be late now?

I'm late as I was waiting on somebody saying something

I'm late because after Sheka got talking, i could'nt shut her up ---