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wiseguy
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| | Subject: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| we all no how aft they are  so come on post the ones you got whats round and always angry - Spoiler:
a vicious circle
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cookie
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Number of posts : 5946
Location : UK
Registration date : 2010-01-14
| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:23 pm | |
| what kind of drink do frog's like - Spoiler:
croak a cola
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mazzie
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:24 pm | |
| Why has the milking stool only got two legs? And since I don't know how to do the 'spoiler' thing here's the answer.. Because the cow had the udder one.  | |
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cookie
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Number of posts : 5946
Location : UK
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| what is E.T short for?
because he has wee legs
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mazzie
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| Why did the robber have a bath? Because he wanted a clean getaway..................boom boom. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:29 pm | |
| What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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wiseguy
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Number of posts : 28549
Age : 63
Location : Uranus
Registration date : 2008-05-15
| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:05 pm | |
| why did the pencil go to jail - Spoiler:
to do a long sentancs
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:00 am | |
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wiseguy
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:22 am | |
| no | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:24 am | |
| cos he'd nicked the lead? |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:30 am | |
| How do you make a tissue dance?
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wiseguy
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Number of posts : 28549
Age : 63
Location : Uranus
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| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:31 am | |
| ive never called her a tissue can i answer tomorrow | |
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cookie
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Number of posts : 5946
Location : UK
Registration date : 2010-01-14
| | Subject: Re: christmas cracker jokes Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| a naughty-ish one what's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? - Spoiler:
snow balls
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