A Multi-lingual Slant On Silly Puns

* Harlez-vous francais? ..... Can you drive a French motorcycle?
* Rigor morris ..... The cat is dead.
* Repondez s'il vous plaid ..... Honk if you're Scots.
* Que sera serf ..... Life is feudal.
* Monage a trois ..... I am three years old.
* Cogito eggo sum ..... I think; therefore, I am a waffle.
* Haste cuisine ..... Fast French food.Pro bozo publico ..... Support your local clown.
* Idios amigos ..... We're wild and crazy guys.
* Le roi est mort. Jive le roi ..... The king is dead. No kidding.
* Posh mortem ..... Death styles of the rich and famous.
* Pro bozo publico ..... Support your local clown.
* Visa la france ..... Don't leave chateau without it.
* Veni, vidi, vice ..... I came, I saw, I partied.