my new neighbour

well she moved in about 6mths ago and we started having drinks together
well as she got a bit tipsy we started to discuss why she was alone etc and then on to her tastes in men
well as it came aout she liked tall men big blokes so to speak
and shes 35 blonde and nice not to too skinny or big etc
and she seemed to be warming to me and then she came out and said after her 2nd bottle of wine that she wanted a baby ffs
and me being the dick i am said well im snipped
i was shown the door quite quickly
jesus why didnt i lie it would have been a long drawn out session trying

wiseguy wrote:

well she moved in about 6mths ago and we started having drinks together
well as she got a bit tipsy we started to discuss why she was alone etc and then on to her tastes in men
well as it came aout she liked tall men big blokes so to speak
and shes 35 blonde and nice not to too skinny or big etc
and she seemed to be warming to me and then she came out and said after her 2nd bottle of wine that she wanted a baby ffs
and me being the dick i am said well im snipped
i was shown the door quite quickly
jesus why didnt i lie it would have been a long drawn out session trying

You were a bit to quick there wg

tell me about it i could of swallowed my own tongue ffs

your slipping up pal

gettin old love

seems like it

oy you dont need to agree with me ffs

it just sorta slipped out did'nt it wiseguy?

watch what your saying girl dirty minds and all that ............i don't have a dirty mind

killielassie wrote:

it just sorta slipped out did'nt it wiseguy?

rather it had just slipped in ffs

I think you did the right thing wiseguy.

You know what they say about a woman scorned. :furious: :twisted:

ah but i like her ffs

you never no she might fall for tem tomorrow

If ya like her, go for it.

i'll give her a baby alright,i just wont give her my name address or where i come from

she prob wont want it mate but i guarentee you,d do her ffs

She might want a threesome

put a word in for me tell her im rich or something

Temuchin wrote:

put a word in for me tell her im rich or something

I thought you were

Temuchin wrote:

put a word in for me tell her im rich or something

ok whats the somthing :dunno:

the something would've been something like i got a willy the size of a babys arm holding a snooker ball..........or something......


too late WG....never did get to see her.......we were too pissed to notice..

correct mate we were she told me we were loud so i told her to do one ffs