guess where

diane is hoping im going tomorrow :dunno:

wiseguy wrote:

diane is hoping im going tomorrow :dunno:

Not back to Ikea

got it in 1 ffs

wiseguy wrote:

got it in 1 ffs

is she gonna buy the first table she saw there

no the 2nd one
till she gets there my minds working overtime how to get out of it
thought it was sorted because work just rang her to go to work in the morning but she says we will go after ffs

wiseguy wrote:

no the 2nd one
till she gets there my minds working overtime how to get out of it
thought it was sorted because work just rang her to go to work in the morning but she says we will go after ffs

now you know you wanna go you want another doughnut

i hate the place its like following the yellow brick rd ffs tables are right at the end and the bloody trolley will be full of crap b4 she gets to the tables

she can order on line and pay delivery but she has picked 6 stools now instead of chairs and she wants to see them under the table first ffs

wiseguy wrote:

i hate the place its like following the yellow brick rd ffs tables are right at the end and the bloody trolley will be full of crap b4 she gets to the tables

she can order on line and pay delivery but she has picked 6 stools now instead of chairs and she wants to see them under the table first ffs

im psml laughing here ..
bet yer sat there thinking up good excuses not to go

yep that it needs ryans car and 6 stools i big table no room for a big dick like me ffs

wiseguy wrote:

yep that it needs ryans car and 6 stools i big table no room for a big dick like me ffs

im sure she will find room for you

yer on the roof
i dont no why ive got to look though she would still do what she had in her head anyway
for 9mths of pregnancy ryan was called aidrian when he was born she said meet your son RYAN ffs

wiseguy wrote:

yer on the roof
i dont no why ive got to look though she would still do what she had in her head anyway
for 9mths of pregnancy ryan was called aidrian when he was born she said meet your son RYAN ffs

be a good boy and do as your told

nope never
she will only send me home monday anyway so she can do it herself
i dont feel well enough at the moment still dizzy when i stand up

to much sex thats whats wrong we you

nope withdrawal symptons is the only thing i can put to it
6wks drinking all day and all night was too much
and now im detoxing it really is bad ive never done that long b4 to be honest i drank hard for a wk then rested for a wk so you can prob imagine whats going off with my body at this moment eh
i can never have too much sex
im not that lucky

you'll work it out your system

wiseguy wrote:

i dont feel well enough at the moment still dizzy when i stand up

well you will have the choice of six stools to sit on while you wait for her to choose a table.

i could swear there but i wont

sowwy, couldnt resist

i bet i dont go

have you thought of a good excuse yet WG? good luck to you

livingdoll wrote:

have you thought of a good excuse yet WG? good luck to you

i think my periods due

wiseguy wrote:

livingdoll wrote:

have you thought of a good excuse yet WG? good luck to you

i think my periods due

You could always say you have a headache

she dont beleive that even when i have one