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PostSubject: jimmy and morag   jimmy and morag EmptyFri Apr 23, 2010 2:01 am

In a sleepy town in Central Scotland, Jimmy and his childhood
sweetheart Morag, are wed. In the Honeymoon bed, Morag lays
down the law: 'Now that we are wed, I have one rule. If you
are ever unfaithful to me I'll chop your bits off!!'
Years pass peacefully, until one day Morag returns home to
find Jimmy in bed with another woman. True to her word, she
runs out to the garden and returns with a set of garden sheers
and exacts her revenge. Still gripping the severed giblets,
she leaps into her car and flees. She speeds through the
village, swerving from left to right in her rage. This
attracts the attention of two local coppers - Bill and Bob
who take off in pursuit. Seeing them in her rear view mirror,
Morag panics, winds down the window and hurls out the evidence,
which thumps with a bloody splat! on Bob and Bill's windscreen.
'Mother of God' swears Bill, 'Did you see the size of the dick
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