what have you learned today

that women are always right



























even when they are wrong


i will explain wisegals had a brandnew kitchen the works walls smashed out replastered full new everything
anyway i was asked to put this 4 ft utensil rack thingy up and i did in from work she trots and stamping her little feet says its not level
ian puts 4ft spirit level on said utensil rack
bubble bang in middle where it should be etc

her comment was well the spirit level must be wrong as she straightens her bloody head
so i say sod it shes right get a new spirit level which no doubt she will come home tonight with said new tool
i rest my case women are always right

wg

I've learnt that if you eat too much chocolate it eventually makes you sick

to be honest when any of my lot do anything i don't even check it ..........mind you i have to bite my tongue sometimes, if i say anything is wrong i'd get told to do it my f***ing self......... charming

morgan thats going to me my sayin from now on trust me

I have learnt that every time I say I am not going to spend so much on shopping this week.........I seem to end up spending more!!!!!!

whats shopping i live on beans and beer at mine

I can't open a blind properly!

Never trust everyone

Energy Drinks and ADHD don't work together.

life is funny

sometimes the people you think you know best are the ones who let you down when you least expect it

livingdoll wrote:

sometimes the people you think you know best are the ones who let you down when you least expect it

i agree with you livingdoll 100 % :(

not to take on too many tasks at once........ slow down ...they will still be there tomorrow :shock:

not to think that summer is just around the corner

ive learned not to leave my dinner and answer the bloody door to bible bashers and the dog ate my dinner

oh god wg! Lol


I've learnt that I become very lazy when I have a morning off work