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PostSubject: for you scots lassies   for you scots lassies EmptyFri Jan 29, 2010 3:50 pm

Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The dips that I'd nibbled,
the champagne that I'd taste
At the Christmas parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies, potatoes and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the puddings and cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my fat pants and shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend all Summer, disguised as a man."

So, away with the last of the smoked salmon dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional kilos have vanished.

I won't eat that ice-cream, not even a lick.
I'll just have to chew on a celery stick.
I won't have hot bread, or chocolate, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.
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