This pissies me off !
If this makes me a racist, then so be it
If I've offended you I'm sorry, but every day you hear of these things and even if only half of them are genuine then I despair for our future, our kids future and our way of life.
Crossing Borders
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.K. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
FREE HEALTHCARE
AN UNEARNED INCOME*
A HOME
FREE EDUCATION FOR YOUR KIDS
FURNISHINGS FOR YOUR HOME
FREE DENTISTRY
FREE USE OF AN INFRA-STRUCTURE PAID FOR BY THE TOIL AND TAXES OF PREVIOUS GENERATIONS
THE FREE USE OF ALL SOCIAL FACILITIES
FREE TRANSLATION SERVICES
AGENCIES THAT WILL HELP YOU SETTLE IN
FREE ROUND THE CLOCK POLICE PROTECTION
THE LAW WILL FIND THE LAW IS WEIGHED IN YOUR FAVOUR
* ONLY GENUINE CITIZENS ARE ALLOWED TO WORK. THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU. NO WONDER THEY QUEUE. BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
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