Men who say - 'A dog is man's best friend' ........... have obviously never played with a pussy!
Women who say - 'The way to a man's heart is through his stomach' ......... are aiming a little bit too high!
It is very important to have a partner who adores you, a partner who is good in bed, a partner who has lots of money, but most of all it is very important that they never meet! :alcoholic:
During a survey a man was asked if he spoke to his partner after sex. The man replied - "Yes, If I can find a phone!"
There are three words you never want to hear during sex ...... "Honey, I'm home!"
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