Consider a group of women playing cards one afternoon.
During a lull in the conversation, one says, "You know girls,
I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get
off my chest.
I am a kleptomaniac.
But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will.
We have been friends for too long."
"Well, since we are having true confessions here," another says,
"I must get something off my chest, too.
I am a nymphomaniac.
But don't worry, I have never gone after your husbands.
They don't interest me and never will.
We have been friends for too long."
"Well," says another woman, standing up.
"I have a confession to make also.
I am an uncontrollable gossip and I have some phone calls to make."
bloody women ha ha
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