in the paper,s today, strange sex case

In the paper today . A man was convicted of having sex with a BICYCLE,
He performed the act in front of three shocked women
Sad to have to tell you all he was a Scotchman,..(from Ayr)
The judge sentenced him to 7 month,s imprisonment.
Put,s a new meaning to the term, riding a bike... ?
What part of the bike has the vagina. or was it a gent,s bike.

the mind boggles... :jawdrop:

I read about that in the local papers a while back johno. I can't imagine where he was going with that one, the idiot. Brings whole new meaning to the label, 'The Toon Bike'

he could of been gay have you thought of that
oy and im from ayr and it wasnt me

so you say....weve only got your word on that, wg.... but we believe you..

ha ha stick to the gay theory

Maybe the bike was gay .,...,.,

saddleless

:laugh: Just watch out for those bumps in the road.... :ROFL:

yer but whose riding the bike

Some ass

:la up: :laugh:

Vipor wrote:

Some ass

or a dick head...

:la up: im glad we take the news seriously

Did he tyre himself out and not hear the cleaners unlocking his door?

Why did he get put on the sex offenders register, did he force himself on the bike or did it let him take a ride and, if it was a tandem would that be classed as a threesome?

:la up: i can see this thread might have to be moved
was he inflated or deflated

wiseguy wrote:

:la up: i can see this thread might have to be moved
was he inflated or deflated

According to the news reports he was about 50psi. :pinocchio:

I hear some of his mates have chipped in for this customised model:


As Freddie said, " I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like."

OK off topic I know but do you know the title of that particular piece, Gambit?

Green Eyes wrote:

OK off topic I know but do you know the title of that particular piece, Gambit?

It's called, "Bicycle Race".

Hmmm! Not very imaginative!

the town bike

wiseguy wrote:

the town bike

Even less imaginative!