worst present ever

what was the worst ever present you were given

mine was a pair of red silk boxer shorts with a tape measure printed on the front



i wouldnt of minded but the measure only went to a foot :alcoholic:

Dream on, wg.

:la up: think about it mazzie in your dreams

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This is genuine:

An ex-girlfriend hinted for her birthday she wanted a bottle of 'something with a nice aroma' and left it to me to decide which to buy. The look on her face was priceless as she unwrapped a bottle of 'Windolene' window cleaner!


You'll understand why she's an ex. :twisted:

What Not to Buy...........

Joxville wrote:

You'll understand why she's an ex. :twisted:

LOL thats something i would do..... :twisted:

The worst present my husband recieved from my brother for christmas a few years ago was a mug which contained a bic razor a comb a bar of soap toothbrush and toothpaste needless to say he wasnt impressed
but he kept it anyway a couple of years later at christmas while going through the cupboard i found it still in its box

i couldnt believe that my husband would do this let alone get a way with it

My hubby wrapped it up and can you guess who got it yep he gave it back to my brother ive never seen a man so happy my brother loved it he said he had never seen one
He really couldnt remember giving it to my hubby in the first place

The worst present was a pair of Digimon Socks two xmas's ago. don't know how long digimon has been cancelled for but they no doubt were charity shop material.

I got an elephant made out of ebony which was an unusual gift

the worst present i got someone was an candle in the shape and aroma of an apple. needles to say they waxed their teeth by accident of course.

mines was 8 wedgewood plates with farm scenes on them.........with people tossing bales onto the back of a horse and cart and them taking in the harvest. after 16yrs in the loft still in their box i gave them to my daughter in law 3wks ago.

wiseguy wrote:

what was the worst ever present you were given

mine was a pair of red silk boxer shorts with a tape measure printed on the front



i wouldnt of minded but the measure only went to a foot :alcoholic:

. i got a foot but i dont use it as a rule.

Does not getting anything from the spouse on you're birthday, Christmas or Valentine's day count as a worse present? he did that 2 years ago.

getting a pair of size 7 slippers for christmas when i'm a size 4 ........i nearly broke my neck coming down the stairs :curse:

morgan wrote:

getting a pair of size 7 slippers for christmas when i'm a size 4 ........i nearly broke my neck coming down the stairs :curse:

Not so much a practical gift, more like a tactical gift! Are you insured for a lot of money? :shock:

nope there flogging a dead horse if they think there's a pot of gold somewhere when i kick the bucket :laugh: