wiseguys strange thoughts

Neither would Pixi

This has been bugging me all day can anyone help . Who picks up a guide dogs shite ? Lol

the persons shoes whos following behind

trish (mc) wrote:

the persons shoes whos following behind

good answer

The dog does...

sheka


Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT...?

never use a lemon flavoured condom




it makes you come in a jiffy

trust you

When its all said and done, will you have said more than youve done?

If you're born again, can you vote twice?

When a nudist wants to remind himself of something, what does he tie a knot in?

now thats stranger than my thoughts

I think I'm spending too much time with you WG

@ sheka

Always check where the cat is before putting on the dishwasher..........

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Sheka has some strange thoughts too

yep stranger than mine god bless imbrutus

It's ok m8 he is a bad as me.

No matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

i once went with a welsh lass she was 36 dd





























ridicoulessly long name

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

So be careful WG

would if i had some

What if we are all just in someone's dream.

If the world started 5 billion years ago, how come I'm still waiting for the plumber to come and fix the boiler

Intherain wrote:

What if we are all just in someone's dream.

im in everyones dreams

Intherain wrote:

If the world started 5 billion years ago, how come I'm still waiting for the plumber to come and fix the boiler

now thats some guarentee you have there