wiseguys strange thoughts

i wash the large thing everyday

because i hate being brainwashed

I'm outa here!!!! this could go on forever :arse:

little minds concentrate on big things

Before marriage the man "yearns" for a women he loves.After marriage the "y" becomes silent.

just pinched this from june but it made me giggle

If it has tyres or testicals girls it's gonna give you trouble. :dunno:

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
:dunno:

When I was young I used to think Earwigs actually lived in your ears!!! I was terrified of cockroaches.

i dropped a box of maltesers at weight watchers last night,it was like watchin a live game of hungry hippos !!!!!

Just received a fine off the council All I did was push a Bluebottle off a turd Did me for fly-tipping

how come When a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment but When a woman talks dirty to a man it's £1.50 per minute?

Good judgment comes from experience

Experience comes from lack of good judgment.

Would you call a 20 stone woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

pakistan may be a 3rd world country but at least they get their bins took out on bank holidays

Can a glass of red & a mini chedder in the pub sunday lunchtime be classed as taking communion?

Is it true that women who use a vibrator during pregnancy give birth to kids who stutter

To the women with 6 screaming kids under 9 in tesco..If ya wondering how the box of condoms got in ya basket,no need to thank ya welcome ;).

Good ones WG

You cant blame Ryan Giggs for sleeping with Imogen Thomas. Any girl whose name is an anagram of A SMOOTH MINGE has got to be worth a dabble

how do you come up with these

wiseguy wrote:

Is it true that women who use a vibrator during pregnancy give birth to kids who stutter

wiseguy wrote:

how come When a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment but When a woman talks dirty to a man it's £1.50 per minute?

Man who suck woman's make clean breast of things.

wiseguy wrote:

Man who suck woman's make clean breast of things.