A Polish MP who failed a drink-driving test claimed it was because he had eaten too many apples.
Marek Latas denied having drunk any alcohol on the day he was pulled up, reports Gazeta Wyborcza.
When asked why a test showed 0.7 units of alcohol in his blood, he said: "I am diabetic, I ate a few apples before driving."
Mr Latas, of the opposition Law and Justice Party, added: "I have been involved in no accident, I underwent a routine roadside check. I was confident there was no chance I had alcohol in my blood."
The prosecutor's office is investigating his case. In Poland, the legal limit for alcohol when driving is 0.2 units.
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