whats the worst

think of te worst or most embarrasing thing that could happen to you






like
getting your cock caught in a zip





esp if its another mans zip :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

God! I've had several of those!

My brother's girlfriend (now wife) won a competition to have a family portrait done in a swanky photographers place. A few months before that, my mother and I went on a diet as a result I lost so much weight, all my knickers were saggy, baggy and dropping off me, but me with not that much money decided to wait until I've lost a bit more before splashing out on new pants. So....


.....turned up at the photographers office, they tell me and my mother that my brother, his girlfriend and her family were held up by a traffic, but to wait in the waiting room......



......I kept trying to pull my knickers up in a dignified way, bit at a time, through the skirt, eventually I had enough, I told my mother to watch out for people coming into the room while I lifted my skirt and gave my saggy, baggy knickers a good old pull. Done, I sat back down.....

....receptionist comes into the room beaming.....then leaves.....


.....photographer comes into the room with a broad smile....and leaves.....


.....mother admires a wall scone.....


....or at least that what she thought it was.....

....it wasn't.... it was....










.... a f***ing CCTV camera thing!

Yes, the receptionist and the photographer saw everything in an another room! It was recorded to boot. I'm still waiting with bated breath that that video will be shown on the TV eventually.

I have just read all this and i was in bits

mine was when i was working in a school with kids and bent down to get some work from a cupboard and my legging ripped where my butt was , i still make myself feel sick about it now when i am telling people . They found it funny but i never did

i cant even remeber posting that it was over 2 yrs ago

its gd too go back in time :evillaugh:

Nothing I can think of really, since I tend to laugh at the stuff I've done.

[quote="wiseguy"like
getting your cock caught in a zip
esp if its another mans zip :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:[/quote]

That I wouldn't mind ^.^

i didn't think you would

my fault haha

See, this is why you shouldn't ask these types of questions when you've got me around!

mine was when when i had a "special male friend " come over to "play" at my house and the cops showed up....... while i was............ and had a police dog with them.....while we was ..............my "friend" heard a knock on the door and i got dressed....flew down the stairs and not knowing who was there....opened the door and just about died.....my hair was messed up...shirt and shorts inside out and they asked if everything was ok they got a report some male was entering my house and my "lovely " nieghbors thought i was at work.......i said i was fine and that a friend of mine just stopped my for a bit......then the cops just started to laugh and said to each other backdoor man........

you need to get a private flat/apartment deante you bloody nympho

mine was when I'd been to the toilets in my then local pub and didnt realise my skirt was tucked into the elastic of my knickers, was only when one of the other women there told me what was wrong that I realised why everyone had a big smile on their face

wife once wore one of those wrap round skirts the pub was full and we were playing pool she took her shot and the wrap over bit got caught in the money slot thing and hence to say as she walked away the skirt came off ha ha she started crying she was about 18 at the time

wiseguy wrote:

you need to get a private flat/apartment deante you bloody nympho

it was a privte house i guess i had nosey neighbors omg......i am a nympho...

Years ago I went out with a friend and she is one of those friends that you never know what she is going to do next, .

Anyway we were waiting at a bus stop one night and the bus didn't turn up, we were on our way to meets some more friends in town and we were going to be late. Time was getting on and the bus still didn't turn up so what did my friend do next you may well ask? she only flagged down one of those big white police vans the ones that carry criminals in..
She told him that our bus was late, and said you couldn't give us a lift to town officer, and I replied Rita you can't ask a police man to give us a lift, , she said why not he is meant to help the public.. :lmfao: And the funny thing is he said yes hop into the back of the van and I felt so embarrassed getting out of that van because when we stepped out we did get a few looks from people.

and by the way he committed an offence for you
it is illegal to carry passengers in the rear of a van

wiseguy wrote:

and by the way he committed an offence for you
it is illegal to carry passengers in the rear of a van

Lol well he did..

i got a warning for that years ago
see the police do treat women differently haha

wiseguy wrote:

i got a warning for that years ago
see the police do treat women differently haha

Yes I agree with you there, and I remember when I was seventeen and a friend and me had to walk all the way home from town on a saturday night because we couldfn't get a taxi.
And as soon as we got to my friends home and I said goodbye a police car pulled up and the young police man that was in the car told me to hop in.. He said he had been following us from town to make sure we got home alright. Anyway as soon as we reached my home I said thanks and he said good night darling which totally shocked me and believe it or not I was very shy in those days..

they have been known to molest young girls aswell by the way

wiseguy wrote:

they have been known to molest young girls aswell by the way

Well in my day it wasn't heard of.. :D

im not making any comment

livingdoll wrote:

mine was when I'd been to the toilets in my then local pub and didnt realise my skirt was tucked into the elastic of my knickers, was only when one of the other women there told me what was wrong that I realised why everyone had a big smile on their face

your gonna have to start wearin thong s, ld not enough material on them to get caught up on..