Brutal questions
Have you ever made out in a hot tub?
yes
Are you happy with your weight?
No
If you could move out right now, would you?
No
Do you like your toes?
Yes
If you had a bf/gf, would you make out with someone else for £/$0?
Depends.....
Have you ever snuck around, almost got caught, lied, and actually got away with it?
Yes
Do you go to church? If so, no..do you actually pay attention?
Yes
Do you always flush the toilet after you use it?
Yes
Do you put the complete lid down afterwards too?
Sometimes
Do you have a religion?
Yes
How often do you wash your hands?
Everytime I go to the toilet, before cooking, before touching kids after work, between each patient seen during work...my poor hands.
How often do you wash your hair?
Every other day
Do you let your nails grow or bite them off?
I cut/file them.
Friends with benefits, just friends, or relationship?
If I were single, it would depend.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
1,258
Do you have o.c.d.?
No
When you are home alone at night and hear strange noises, are you afraid someone is going to break in?
If I am alone with only the kids, then yes. And yes, I have a knife under my pillow and a knife between the mattress when the man is out-of-town. Oh, and a metal bat next to me on the floor.
Have you ever given someone a fake tatoo with a marker?
No
Do you want any tatoos? If so, where?
Yes.....That's personal....*wink wink*
Would you rather have your nose or tongue pierced?
Neither.
Monroe or lip?
Neither.
Do you play with the other persons hair when you
/screw?
LOL uhm, yes.
What curse word do you say the most outloud?
To yourself?
Shite.
Have you ever farted in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No.
Ever peed in your pants after the age of 10?
Unfortunately yes, pregnancy messes up a woman's control over her body.
Most memorable experiance of peeing on yourself?
Laughing at a joke in the living whilst 8 months pregnant. Wasn't fun trying to run to the bathroom.
Had any surgeries? What kind?
Yes. 2 C-sections, mole removed, ear surgery, eye surgery
Ever ate any type of animal food?
Eewww...no
Ever been shanked (pantsed) in public?
No.
Talked bad about a friend behind their back?
After learning that they screwed a then-boyfriend, yes.
Wished someone would just disappear?
Yes.
Ever told your parents you hated them?
No.
Ever wish you had a different family?
Sometimes...more when there's drama.
Ever ate your boogers after the age of 8?
Eeewww...no.
Would you have sex for £/$0 with a random person you knew?
Yes.
Have you ever self-broadcasted a porn show on the internet?
No.
Have you ever smoked pot?
No.
Ever smoked cigarettes?
No.
Ever been drunk?
Yes.
Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex?
Yes, if you count the time I dressed up as Satan.
Long story with that one.
Ever fall in mud?
Yes.
Ever wrecked a four-wheeler?
No.
Do you moisturize daily?
Yes, with SPF 25.
Do you shower daily?
Yes.
Does a certain smell remind you of anyone or anything?
Mmmm...Yes.
Do you bite your nails?
No.
Did you ever eat anything really gross on a dare?
No.
Do you sing in front of people?
No.
Are you a polite person?
I try.
Can you make money easily?
No.
Do you care about appearances?
Yes.
Do you make your bed every morning?
Yes.
Last text was from?
A loved one. :)
Last time you had to use an anti-itch oitment?
After a stinking mosquito bit me.
Would you rather be 3'11" or 8'2"?
I live being 5 ft. 3 inches.