What's on the menu tonight then?

he dosnt know that
he,s 50

had fish and chips n curry sauce from the chippy, as the kitchen is all covered in dust sheets

had bacon eggs and mushrooms

im eating a crisp sarni at the mo

had one at dinner

now a choc ice or 3

fat fooker

i wish i could put a little more weight back on mate

yes you skinny fooker

Stuffed chicken breast from Aldi ~~~ very nice
with mashed pots peas and gravy

some one say breast mmmmmmm

crusher21 wrote:

some one say breast mmmmmmm

i aint skinny

(am i??)

nothing better then a bit of breast

wiseguy wrote:

i aint skinny

(am i??)

i seen more meat on a butches pencil

crusher21 wrote:

nothing better then a bit of breast

Breast is the best bit .... not keen on the slimy bits

think we best leave it there x

Fish and chips

i once went to a chinese take away, and asked for breast and two legs open, little chinky man phoned police, he thought i was being rude, we were on the way home from a pub and diane likes chicken breast and i like leg, and we wanted them unwrapped to eat them on the way home, even the police laughed, and could see it was a innocent statement i had made whilst making my order and told him off for wasting police time

gutcheck wrote:

Ahhhh Baked Beans and Fishcakes oh so Yummy !!!!!!!!!!!

Fooled ya, you thought Breast was on my mind didn't you All

It usually is Bill

wiseguy wrote:

i once went to a chinese take away, and asked for breast and two legs open, little chinky man phoned police, he thought i was being rude, we were on the way home from a pub and diane likes chicken breast and i like leg, and we wanted them unwrapped to eat them on the way home, even the police laughed, and could see it was a innocent statement i had made whilst making my order and told him off for wasting police time

omg Ian, you do have a cheeky face tho

its the only one ive got

pork chops