Sheka has weird thoughts too

But you run a mile away from a lizard......

too right they carry deseases ,just me and my dawg

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

now that is the question

It is...so what is the answer Oh Wiseguy?

id be sitting on an actress dont care about anyone else

Is there a reason you turn everything into a porn show.....or am i just imagining it?

Is there a reason you turn everything into a porn show.....or am i just imagining it?

Sheka wrote:

Is there a reason you turn everything into a porn show.....or am i just imagining it?

nope its just my sense of humour,you want me to stop??

Nah..you'de be boring ...also not WG ..........and i would have no excuse to you

you had me worring there i thought you were imagining porn shows everywhere

Bad decisions make good stories

computers cant innovate, but you can... and someday computers will

Whoever came up with that "lift with your knees and not with your back" idea is an idiot. Everybody knows that when it comes to lifting, the best way to do it is with your HANDS.

A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the
spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

too weird for me

Err..wonder where I got weird ideas from....

Sheka wrote:

Err..wonder where I got weird ideas from....

wasnt me

Sheka wrote:

Whoever came up with that "lift with your knees and not with your back" idea is an idiot. Everybody knows that when it comes to lifting, the best way to do it is with your HANDS.

I find the correct way is getting someone else to lift with their hands...

Depends what you want lifting

my doctor says ive not got to pick anything heavy up...diane has to help me in the toilet
































bloody toilet roll weighs a ton

Good job you added that last bit or.................

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.